Pinocchio

little back, he gave a tremendous kick against the house door. The blow was indeed so violent that his foot went through the wood and stuck; and when he tried to draw it back again it was trouble thrown away, for it remained fixed like a nail that has been hammered down.
Think of poor Pinocchio! He was obliged to spend the remainder of the night with one foot on the ground and the other in the air.
The following morning at daybreak the door was at last opened. The clever little Snail had taken only nine hours to come down from the fourth story to the house-door. It is evident that her exertions must have been great.
“What are you doing with your foot stuck in the door?” she asked the puppet.
“It was an accident. Do try, beautiful little Snail, if you cannot release me from this torture.”
“My boy, that is the work of a carpenter, and I have never been a carpenter.”
“Beg the Fairy from me!”
“The Fairy is asleep and must not be awakened.”
“But what do you suppose that I can do all day nailed to this door?”
“Amuse yourself by counting the ants that pass down the street.”
“Bring me at least something to eat, for I am quite exhausted.”
“At once,” said the Snail.
In fact, after three hours and a half she returned to Pinocchio carrying a silver tray on her head. The tray contained a loaf of bread, a roast chicken, and four ripe apricots.
“Here is the breakfast that the Fairy has sent you,” said the Snail.
The puppet felt very much comforted at the sight of these good things. But when he began to eat them, what was his disgust at making the discovery that the bread was plaster, the chicken cardboard, and the four apricots painted alabaster.
He wanted to cry. In his desperation he tried to throw away the tray and all that was on it; but instead, either from grief or exhaustion, he fainted away.
When he came to himself he found that he was lying on a sofa, and the Fairy was beside him.
“I will pardon you once more,” the Fairy said, “but woe to you if you behave badly a third time!”
Pinocchio promised and swore that he would study, and that for the future he would always conduct himself well.
And he kept his word for the remainder of the year. Indeed, at the examinations before the holidays, he had the honor of being the first in the school, and his behavior in general was so satisfactory and praiseworthy that the Fairy was very much pleased, and said to him:
“Tomorrow your wish shall be gratified.”
“And that is?”
“Tomorrow you shall cease to be a wooden puppet and you shall become a boy.”
No one who had not witnessed it could ever imagine Pinocchio`s joy at this long-sighed-for good fortune. All his school-fellows were to be invited for the following day to a grand breakfast at the Fairy`s house, that they might celebrate together the great event. The Fairy had prepared two hundred cups of coffee and milk, and four hundred rolls cut and buttered on each side. The day promised to be most happy and delightful, but-
Unfortunately in the lives of puppets there is always a “but” that spoils everything.
CHAPTER XXX
THE “LAND OF BOOBIES”
Pinocchio, as was natural, asked the Fairy`s permission to go round the town to give out the invitations, and the Fairy said to him:
“Go, if you like, and invite your companions for the breakfast tomorrow, but remember to return home before dark. Have you understood?”
“I promise to be back in an hour,” answered the puppet.
“Take care, Pinocchio! Boys are always very ready to promise, but generally they are little given to keep their word.”
“But I am not like other boys. When I say a thing, I do it.”
“We shall see. If you are disobedient, so much the worse for you.”
“Why?”
“Because boys who do not listen to the advice of those who know more than they do always meet with some misfortune or other.”
“I have experienced that,” said Pinocchio, “but I shall never make that mistake again.”
“We shall see if that is true.”
Without saying more the puppet took leave of his good Fairy, who was like a mamma to him, and went out of the house singing and dancing.
In less than an hour all his friends were invited. Some accepted at once heartily; others at first required pressing; but when they heard that the rolls to be eaten with the coffee were to be buttered on both sides they ended by saying:
“We will come also, to do you a pleasure.”
Now I must tell you that amongst Pinocchio`s friends and school-fellows there was one that he greatly preferred and was very fond of. This boy`s name was Romeo, but he always went by the nickname of Candlewick, because he was so thin, straight and bright, like the new wick of a little nightlight.
Candlewick was the laziest and the naughtiest boy in the school, but Pinocchio was devoted to him. He had indeed gone at once to his house to invite him to the breakfast, but he had not found him. He returned a second time, but Candlewick was not there. He went a third time, but it was in vain. Where could he search for him? He looked here, there, and everywhere, and at last he saw him hiding on the porch of a peasant`s cottage.
“What are you doing there?” asked Pinocchio, coming up to him.
“I am waiting for midnight, to start away.”
“And where are you going?”
“I am going to live in a country-the most delightful country in the world: a real land of sweetmeats!”
“And what is it called?”
“It is called the `Land of Boobies.` Why do you not come, too?”
“I? No, never!”
“You are wrong, Pinocchio. If you do not come you will repent it. Where could you find a better country for us boys? There are no schools there; there are no masters; there are no books. In that delightful land nobody ever studies. On Saturday there is never school, and every week consists of six Saturdays and one Sunday. Only think, the autumn holidays begin on the first of January and finish on the last day of December. That is the country for me! That is what all civilized countries should be like!”
“But how are the days spent in the `Land of Boobies`?”
They are spent in play and amusement from morning till night. When night comes you go to bed, and recommence the same life in the morning. What do you think of it?”
“Hum!” said Pinocchio, and he shook his head slightly, as much as to say, “That is a life that I also would willingly lead.”
“Well, will you go with me? Yes or no? Resolve quickly.”
“No, no, no, and again no. I promised my good Fairy to become a well conducted boy, and I will keep my word. And as I see that the sun is setting I must leave you at once and run away. Good-bye, and a pleasant journey to you.”
“Where are you rushing off to in such a hurry?”
“Home. My good Fairy wishes me to be back before dark.”
“Wait another two minutes.”
“It will make me too late.”
“Only two minutes.”
“And if the Fairy scolds me?”
“Let her scold. When she has scolded well she will hold her tongue,” said that rascal Candlewick.
“And what are you going to do? Are you going alone or with companions?”
“Alone? Indeed not, there will be more than a hundred boys.”
“And do you make the journey on foot?”
“A coach will pass by shortly which is to take me to that happy country.”
“What would I not give for the coach to pass by now!”
“Why?”
“That I might see you all start together.”
“Stay here a little longer and you will see us.”
“No, no, I must go home.”
“Wait another two minutes.”
“I have already delayed too long. The Fairy will be anxious about me.”
“Poor Fairy! Is she afraid that the bats will eat you?”
“But now,” continued Pinocchio, “are you really certain that there are no schools in that country?”
“Not even the shadow of one.”
“And no masters either?”
“Not one.”
“And no one is ever made to study?”
“Never, never, never!”
“What a delightful country!” said Pinocchio, his mouth watering. “What a delightful country! I have never been there, but I can quite imagine it.”
“Why will you not come also?”
“It is useless to tempt me. I promised my good Fairy to become a sensible boy, and I will not break my word.”
“Good-bye, then, and give my compliments to all the boys at school, if you meet them in the street.”
“Good-bye, Candlewick; a pleasant journey to you; amuse yourself, and think sometimes of your friends.”
Thus saying, the puppet made two steps to go, but then stopped, and, turning to his friend, he inquired:
“But are you quite certain that in that country all the weeks consist of six Saturdays and one Sunday?”
“Most certainly.”
“But do you know for certain that the holidays begin on the first of January and finish on the last day of December?”
“Assuredly.”
“What a delightful country!” repeated Pinocchio, looking enchanted. Then, with a resolute air, he added in a great hurry:
“This time really good-bye, and a pleasant journey to you.”
“Good-bye.”
“When do you start?”
“Shortly.”
“What a pity! If really it wanted only an hour to the time of your start, I should almost be tempted to wait.”
“And the Fairy?”
“It is already late. If I return home an hour sooner or later it will be all the same.”
“Poor Pinocchio! And if the Fairy scolds you?”
“I must have patience! I will let her scold. When she has scolded well she will hold her tongue.”
In the meantime night had come on and it was quite dark. Suddenly they saw in the distance a small light moving and they heard a noise of talking, and the sound of a trumpet, but so small and feeble that it resembled the hum of a mosquito.
“Here it is!” shouted Candlewick, jumping to his feet.
“What is it?” asked Pinocchio in a whisper.
“It is the coach coming to take me. Now will you come, yes or no?”
“But is it really true,” asked the puppet, “that in that country boys are never obliged to study?”
“Never, never, never!”
“What a delightful country! What a delightful country! What a delightful country!”
CHAPTER XXXI
PINOCCHIO ENJOYS FIVE MONTHS OF HAPPINESS
At last the coach arrived, and it arrived without making the slightest noise, for its wheels were bound round with flax and rags.
It was drawn by…